One Liners

>One should love animals
>They are so tasty.

> >Love thy neighbor
>But don't get caught.

> >Behind every successful man, there is one woman
>and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

> >Every man should marry
>after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

> >Money is not everything
>There's MasterCard & Visa.

> >Wise men never marry
>and when they marry they become otherwise.

> >Success is a relative term
>It brings so many relatives.

> >Never put off the work till tomorrow
>what you can put off today.

> >Love is photogenic
>It needs darkness to develop

> >A good discussion is like a miniskirt
>Short enough to pertain interest and
>long enough to cover the subject.

> >>Children in backseats cause accidents
>Accidents in backseats cause children.

> >Your future depends on your dreams
>So go to sleep.

> >There should be a better way to start a
>day than waking up every morning

> >"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
>So what? Who's in a hurry?

> >"Hard work never killed anybody"
>But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)

> >"Work fascinates me"
>I can look at it for hours!

> >God made relatives;
>Thank God we can choose our friends.

> >When two's company,
>three's the result!

> >A dress is like a barbed fence
>It protects the premises without restricting the view.

> >The more you learn, the more you know,
>The more you know, the more you forget,
>The more you forget, the less you know
>So. Why learn.